High Tech Martyr
From a (non-fake) resume:
- helped deliver a project 2 months late and $149,000 over budget
- created custom reports to accurately display the level of failure
- generated colorful charts and graphs to compare this failed project with more successful projects of the past
- used multiple sofware packages to incorrectly track progress
- accpeted full responsibilty to save Top level management the embarrassment of failure
Via Krzysztof Kowalczyk
Entry first published 2009-05-18 00:59, last edited 2009-05-18 00:59
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